Yahoo! Fantasy Football--PrimetimeCho-do: 3rd place finish.
QB E. Manning
WR R. Wayne
WR J. Jurevicius
RB L. Johnson
RB R. Johnson
TE J. Witten
W/R L. Tomlinson
DEF New England
D D. Edwards
BEN T. Glenn and co.
Cold streaks by Tomlinson and Eli during the playoffs costed me the championship. Lost the semis by 20 points, but won the 3rd place game by 18. And I thought I would be a shoe-in for the trophy way back in week 10 after the LJ phenomenon.
Yahoo! Head to Head--The Bush Meat BushleagueCowbell Champ: currently 1st place (leading 2nd place team by 1.5 games)
PG M. Bibby (Sac - PG)
SG P. Pierce (Bos - SG,SF)
G A. Iguodala (Phi - SG,SF)
SF R. Jefferson (NJ - SF)
PF D. Nowitzki (Dal - PF)
F Ke. Thomas (Sac - PF)
C J. Przybilla (Por - C)
C R. Wallace (Det - PF,C)
Util D. West (NOK - PF)
Util M. Jaric (Min - PG,SG)
BN L. Ridnour (Sea - PG)
BN J. Richardson (GS - SG)
BN M. Camby (Den - C)
Lots of changes since last update. Flirted with Chandler (whom developed an asthma immediately after I picked him up), Big Al (long on promise but short on production), Jasicivicius, Delante West (nice all-around game, maybe I will pick him up again soon for his 1 steal 1 block 1 3 averages), Boykins (pulled quad on the same day, played 0 games for me), Devin Harris (twice; was productive for more than a few games, averaged 18 points while on my roster), Curry, Kristic, Calderon (twice, immediately sprained ankle after second add). Latest adds Kenny Thomas (should be a fine supplement for Shreef's jaw and my Camby-less roster) and Ridnour (2nd stint with the assist man with no shot).
Doing well so far, basically a lock for the playoffs. However I haven't been able to put some distance between me and Tyler's 2nd place team. It is curious how he could stay with me by basically playing only his starters and not using his benches. His stats aren't impressive because he gets 5-6 less games every week but somehow he keeps coming up with wins. I thought scheduling quirks would have evened out by now.
Yahoo! Roto--Yahoo! Public 191944Infinit monkey smell: currently 2nd place (.5 points off leader)
PG G. Arenas (Was - PG)
SG K. Hinrich (Chi - PG,SG)
SF L. Odom (LAL - SF)
PF E. Brand (LAC - PF)
F Ja. Jones (Pho - SF)
C B. Wallace (Det - PF,C)
C Z. Ilgauskas (Cle - C)
Util B. Knight (Cha - PG)
Util G. Wallace (Cha - SG,SF)
BN P. Brezec (Cha - C)
BN R. Artest (Ind - SF)
BN A. Stoudemire (Pho - PF,C)
Doing well. Only changes since last update were dropping Foyle and Walker for James Jones and Brezec, whom should improve my weaknesses in 3pt and FT% respectively. Right now 1st in blocks and assists, 2nd in steals and rebounds, 3rd in points and 4th in FG%, and these strengths should continue. 10th in turnovers, which can't be avoided. Amare's knee injury and Artest's cerebral injury are also blessings in disguise as I'm doing pretty well pacing my team--only played the 4th most games in the league.
On another non-fantasy but nonetheless basketball related note...I've been following the league by downloading NBA torrents, and many of these are NBA broadcasts from China. If you disregard the poor quality of their calls and the general lack of basketball knowledge (these guys make Walton sound like Wooden reincarnate), some of the comments made by the Chinese broadcasters (no play-by-play, basically 2 color guys) are riotous hilarity. These gems were from only the CCTV broadcasts of the 12/26/05 Den/GS game and the 1/2/06 NY/PHO triple overtime:
- One commentator talked about meeting Edjuardo Najera in person during last year's All-Star game. He then expressed his surprise in finding that Najera actually has really delicate and effeminate facial features, in sharp contrast to his bullish, unrefined, junk-yard hustle game.
- Comments about Pat Burke's (he "plays" for the Suns, usually after the 4 frontcourt players ahead of him on the rotation foul out--a non-blogging version of Paul Shirley) haircut ran along the lines of "If you are the 13th man off the bench, who's tall, white, can't jump, and can't shoot, you should not shave your head. It doesn't make you look mean, it just looks bad." Also, no attempts were made to stifle giggles the 3 times Pat Burke missed 16 footers.
- One commentator repeatedly made comments that belied his lack of understanding in basketball and the use of similes. He compares (imagine yourself as a defender) having your man driving down the middle of the lane as being punched in the face, down the 45% angle (he probably meant high post) as being jabbed in the side, and being beaten off the baseline as being kicked in the base of your ribs. ?
- After David Lee flushed down a 2-handed slam on a fast break off a Marbury pass, "He's white, but he's probably the best dunking Lee in the league right now." I swear this was a 90% literal translation.
- Oh yeah. Marbury's name translated into Chinese is the homonym (is this right--two words/phrases with the same sound but different meanings?) for "ignored by horse." By the way, you should know that Yao Ming is a direct phonetic translation of his Chinese name into English. Yao is actually his family name and Ming given name. Kind of like Cho Che Lien.
- After Channing Frye threw down an and-1 dunk on, and fouls out Pat Burke:
Commentator A: "(on Frye)
His mother is an Emmy-award winner TV producer and his father's an educator; it's rare to see someone with a family background of culture play with such fieriness. I mean, Eddy Curry (I could be mistaken about the exact player in reference, as the Chinese translation of names are kind of confusing) I can understand, his father was a pro-football player..."
Commentator B: "
Pat Burke shouldn't even bothered to jump against Frye...did you know there's a Pat Burke fanclub in his high school?"