OIJ

Friday night at Missile, Tyler and I chatted with these two Japanese girls. Tyler had already been talking with them a bit before I showed up. We left pretty soon after, and the two girls asked where we're going and promised to meet us up at the next bar.

Then it's drinks and more at the Nashville Room. I had been here before just once. The bartender Toshi has a little star tatooed next to his right eye like a beauty mole. Tyler talked about politics, I just nodded. Gul was there too, but we only talked about his new Pakistani curry restaurant.

We hit up another bar after Nashville Room, I could not remember the name except that it ended with -ium. I think. The place is lit up in fluorescent blue and covered with cut-outs from surfing magazines. The bartender apparently lived in Australia for 2 years, and acts buddy buddy with Tyler (which all bartenders in Asahi-machi seem to do). We ordered two bottles of non-Japanese beers. The same 2 girls from Missile, plus a third, were sitting in the back and we joined them.

They could've been anywhere from 17 to their claimed 21 years old (I noticed that they drank cokes). Like most Japanese girls they were not particularly chesty, but compensate by showing plenty of legs. I couldn't remember what they looked like, their names, or much of our conversation (which wasn't really much to begin with, just a mixture of giggling and monkeying English/Japanese). But I did remeber this part:

girl 1: Please teach me English (I'm not sure exactly how the below exchange started, but I'm pretty sure about the next line)

tyler: Can you say, "Suck on my tits"?

girl 1: Suck on my tits. (after confirming her pronunciation with us, to girl 2 in Japanese) What's suck?

girl 2: (making a fist and tongue-ing cheek like blowjob, with slurping noise)

girl 1: (completely un-fazed) What's tits?

girl 2: I dunno.

girl 3: I dunno.

girl 1: (to me, in English) What's tits?

me: (groping tyler's tits)

tyler: (starting to grope my tits, thought about it, then from my perspective, making a groping gesture at the closest girl's tits)

pause

all 3 girls: (screaming and laughing with unbridled enthusiasm) Suck on my tits! Suck on my tits!

Unbelievable. OIJ.

PS: due to it's frequent usage, "Only in Japan" needs to be acronym-ized.
PPS: The girls left soon after. We ran into them again at Missile but I didn't stay long since I already had too much to drink.
PPPS: Simona was in Tokyo this weekend. She was and is in my mind the whole time.