20 Things I wish I had asked my barber stylist

but didn't/couldn't:

1) Do you cut men's hair here?

2) So, how much is it without the shampoo, the coloring and the styling?

3) Can I get a seat away from the big window that faces the street?

4) Why did you put me in the seat in the back corner?

5) How about you use the #8 clip for the side and #4 for the top.

6) Could I just have your haircut?

7) Just make me look as cool as a Japanese high school student.

8) But I thought I'm not getting the shampoo!?

9) Would you please you work your way around that zit over there?

10) (to the stylist who looked barely 18) May I see your beautician's license and registration?

11) I know I said no, but when you asked me "wakusu shimashouka?" did you mean eyebrow wax or hair gel?

12) Do my eyebrows need to be waxed?

13) Can you use that little cute pink brush on my nose again?

14) You did not just see my nose hair. There is nothing to see here.

15) What did I just say "hai" to?

16) Can I have the girl with knee-high leather boots instead of this guy with purple dreads to wash my hair?

17) (repeat the first part of the above question) to massage my scalp and shoulders?

18) Just another 5 minutes of massage please!?

19) Do you think I look good? I need your approval because I'm as chic as a plankton in the style food chain compared to you.

20) Is there an expiration date to this haircut?