Hey everyone look! I'm an asshole :(

The following is an email from the Tottori email list (I think the emails can be read by non-members):

From: "Ian Andrews"
Date: Sat Dec 17, 2005 4:41 pm
Subject: I'm having a baby :(

Not sure if I should be happy or not. My ex is 6 months pregnant with me.
Finally, she decided not to have abortion in the second time as she kept
changing her mind thousand time! She was pregnant with me, but i did
PERSUADE to have abortion. She did it eventually.

I'm having a baby. Not should what to do.

Ian

Not sure if he meant to send the email to the list or not. Either way, what an asshole.

(updated 12/20/05)
This is getting wierder. Two more emails regarding this on the list:

From: "Ian Andrews"
Date: Mon Dec 19, 2005 2:25 pm
Subject: http://profile.adultfriendfinder.com/p/member.cgi

http://profile.adultfriendfinder.com/p/member.cgi

and add this to the confusion...

From: "lovelyc82"
Date: Tue Dec 20, 2005 2:17 am
Subject: Message to Ian Andrews. Anyone can contact please pass it to him.

Hey,

I have got reply from Sheffield Student Service about your situation. They said
if I can get letter from Central Heath Clinic to proof that I have been there.
And, I have to write letter to Dean of your department statte that you asked
me to make one letter from my doctor to proof that you were ANXIETY with my
pregnancy which actually you pretented to be.

After review, they will re consider your exam result and degree.

(updated 12/22/05)
Finally, the conclusion:

To: TottoriExchange@yahoogroups.com
From: mayumib@
Date: Thu, 22 Dec 2005 09:35:12 +0900
Subject: [TottoriExchange] from Ian

Hi, I think many people must have been surprised by the email that was sent out from Ian's email address earlier this week. I have taken his email off the list, so the person using his address will no longer be able to post messages.
Here is an email from Ian explaining things a little.
Mayumi

**********************

hey Mayumi, thanks for the email

i am back home in England now for 2 weeks, I will be here until 31st
December.
I did not write the email, and its not true either. It seems a few weeks ago
that girl hacked into my email account and got my password from somewhere
and proceeded to read all my emails and get information. she started
registering me with various sites and also managed to get my yahoo password
from somewhere, hence the post on the exchange. she is just trying to be a
nuisance and is desperate for attention of any sort
i received an email from her saying that she will turn up at my house at
christmas, so i am in the process of calling the police and getting a
restraining order.

I appreciate the concern that the other JETs have for me, but none of what
she wrote is true, she is grasping at straws for things to tell other people
about to upset me. Thanks for removing the accounts from the exchange, i
will get back to you soon with a new email account

I'd greatly appreciate it if you could post this email on the forum, or
write something short to let the other JETs know not to worry!
lastly, please do not reply to this email address as i will be chnaging to a
new one shortly! i will write to you immediately after with my new address

Ian Andrews

I suspected that this might have been the revenge of some crazy ex. I guess the saga is over now, can't say I'm not a little bit disappointed. I was hoping for something juicier.

(updated 1/5/06)

I was mistaken. Here's more juicy on the way:

Date: Wed, 4 Jan 2006 21:39:06 +0000 (GMT)
From: "Ian Andrews"
Subject: Happy New Year
To: (a ton of people)
CC: (more tons of people)

he must have done some terrible thing that why his thai ex wants to revenge. lucky him, having a baby...there will be DNA check as soon as the baby is born in Apr

This email was mailed with five photo attachments:

exhibit 1) Ian's face nibbling on a right breast.
exhibit 2) Ian's face buried in someone's crotch.
exhibit 3) A naked bust shot of Ian (to be honest looks more like an ID photo to me).
exhibit 4) A headless, clothless torso shot from the navel level upwards to chin.
exhibit 5) A close-up of a condomless penis inside a vagina.

The lesson, as always: don't pay with credit cards or checks when in Thailand.