Questions
How much is an appropriate amount for bribing the Japanese driving testor?
If you drive off the course, over the fence and into the river, how many points will be deducted from the test?
Can you get enough speed from the course to perform the above stunt?
After my next try (fourth), should I throw a) a punch b) a rock c) a Motolov cocktail or d) a handful of cum at the tester's face?
Would this affect my chance of passing?
Failed again today. Did not fall off the crank, practically hugged the left side, and drove my best test so far. Nevertheless, left turn still too wide, should've finished the crank "more giri-giri" (smoother), drive a little faster on the straight course, and fuck know what else.
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From Canned Heat's Amphetamine Annie:
I wanna tell you all a story
About this chick I know
They call her "Amphetamine Annie"
She's always shovelling snow
I sat her down and told her
I told her crystal clear
"I don't mind you getting high
But there's one thing you should fear
Your mind might think its flying, baby
On those little pills
But you ought to know it's dying, 'cause
SPEED KILLS!!!!"
Find any International Male recently?
Passed: 9/29/05
attakid
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