Dreamt

That I was playing in a volleyball game with my school's staff, against another Japanese school. I showed up at the game with a female teammate, someone I have never met before in real life and can only be described as a mix between Simona, Nishiyama-sensei, and Ray Allen. She had sprained her ankle so she couldn't play, but she warm-ed up with me.

I noticed that during the warm-up, people ran and stretched but no one used volleyballs. I peppered with Simona/Nishiyama/Ray Allen and everyone looked at us in puzzled disapproval.

Also, the game took place on tatami mats, and there were 6 couches on the mats for the 6 players. As the game started, I noticed the ball used was made out of styrofoam.

Apparently the tatami mats and the styrofoam ball was part of the official rule of Japanese volleyball. But sitting in the couches during the game wasn't--apparently it was an integral but not official part of the game like bump-set-spike. My kocho-sensei insisted that I sit in the loveseat in the back row because "You are our defensive specialist."

I insisted otherwise and they finally gave in and removed the seat and left me roam free on the tatami. As the game started, a guy in glasses from the other team stood on one of the couches, and threw the ball straight down on our side. The ref scored one point for their team.

WTF? I complained, and the ref said that the move was legal. It is afterall, the Japanese way.

After that, I think the rest of the dream went lucid and I school all of them, including my own teammates, and then I had this incredible, mindblowing sex on the tatami.

This dream was possibly a reaction to the actual staff volleyball game against other schools in Saihaku-gun on 6/11. Some odd rules apply: 9 players on the court in a 3x3 matrix, and the net is only 2.3 meters. Also, I think the ball used is a "soft volleyball."

WTF?