No honey, I am doing this for you!

While watching TV at Ian's last night, we came across this strange segment: about a half-dozen TV celebrities, many of which beautiful and nubile, were sucking on glass soda bottles. They sucked on the thin transparent bottleneck without the support of hands, their puckers the only part of their body touching and lifting the bottle (i.e. a lot of suction). They wrapped their lips around the head and moved it so that the head touches and glides between all parts of their lips. There were no bobbing, but you get the picture. This lasted a few minutes.

We kept watching. Until we finally were able to decipher that this, apparently, was some sort of exercise to keep your cheeks from sagging like pugs.

What a revelation!