11.22.2004

Dreamt


Dreamt early last night that, for some reason unbeknownst to me, I was being pursued by Ivan Drago(Dolph Lundgren), an ex-boxer and now professional assasin. I swam across a freezing lake onto a woodsy island. In the forest, there were these strange erections made out of lumber, ropes, and man-sized glass tubes, like a giant goldfish maze. I used my typical dream-reasoning to infer that, if I had made my way out of the maze, I would escape Drago. As soon as I reasoned thusly I spotted the exit of the maze immediately but I have no access toward it unless I make a impossibly-long jump of over 10 feet. While I was pondering about it Drago appeared. I told him that (I realized that at this point I was also an assasin so the dream plot resembles Stallone/Bandares's Assasins or the Andy Lau/Takashi Sorimachi's Fulltime Killers or any number of other cheesy action films) although both of us being assasins, I have more value in an assasin fantasy league: I am a versatile assasin posting stats across the box score, while he can only post scores in the kills column. He got mad and killed me.

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