Dreamt

Dreamt: I was unable again to put together a poker game with other JETs in Yonago, so instead I took my junior high students to a casino. I sat down at a no-limit table, asked the dealer what the blinds are, and he says, being annoying condecending as if I'm just a tourist "It's no limit baby." No shit, what are the BLINDS! "Oh, $10/$20". Oh.

I couldn't afford the table so I went to the pisser. I couldn't piss there either because the urinal was too high. There's a Freaudian thing in there somewhere. The urinal was also gigantic.

I pissed in an equally gigantic squat-style toilet instead. Both the toilet and the urinal were flesh-colored ceramic.

So I sat down at a $1/$2 no limit table with my kids. Lost everything in two hands to two of my students. First hand I called an all-in with two pair against what I knew to be a set. Second hand I slow-played my made set on the turn, and lost all-in to a higher full-house on the river to Takashi, the 2nd year runner/long jumper.

Then I woke up.