Is it possible, just possible, that there is an actual, fundamentally-sound-basketball reason behind the linkage of basketball and baggy shorts? Maybe ballers started wearin' it because baggy shorts disguise the movement of their knees, thereby increasing the unpredictability of their movements?

She captured me, not in the lubby-dubby sense, but in a predatory (sort of) way. "sort of way" really dampens the conviction and power of the prose, note to self.