a meandering expository (written from the first person point of view) on WHY FAQ IS A PRETTY FUCKED UP IDEA? (alright, more like the beginning of an interesting topic for a little exercise of argumentative/analytic/research essay, perhaps like multiple-personality disorder)

(or perhaps, an caution:EXTREMELY nerdy intro to that psychology chick in riverside. I wonder this online dating thing doesn't work? no one replies back. there's something i'm doing seriously wrong here. Well maybe I need to alternate the voice a little bit. think hard.) suddenly getting the urge to erase that line. this is sad jeffff.

it's just a little spark for more crazy ideas.

(here's another crazy idea: a expository/confessional/rap song title: alright, i like to dominate)

takes a pause to evaluate my dancing habit.

Every so often, I would estimate about twice a month, I get the tendancy to break it down and boogie. Alright, I admit it, some of it, some plus a little more of it, some where some time all added together from beginning till end plus somex3 of it are substance induced. However, what's more notable though is the will that's behind the act (act of substance+act of boogieing on downtown charlie brown)

That was much more drown out that what was intended. Okay, getting back onto the topic--my dancing habit. Here's a FAQ, the best format of expository writing I can think of.

why do you like to dance?
it's pretty simple: it's fun. Word associate dance and what do you come up with quick now set go! Fun. That's mine.

okay, what do you get out of dance (aha, got you there)?
(this is some pretty fucked up pent up dude! it's like self-psychoanalysis)
for one, stretching. It's like what's it called type of work out. Using your own strength, lifting the weight of your muscles and body. Think about it: your body weights a lot just by itself, think of how big a stack of dumbbell is like your weight??)

no that's a awful analogy. an. (that was like meta-meta-editor at work). Lifting the weight of your body plus the weight of the stacks and translate that stacks to another volumne of objects, such as another person.

okay. I get ouf of dance is just that, it's a workout. Plus it's a little, probably a little bit more like stretching. it does a body good that's what i'm saying.

A little bit like the precursor to multiple personality disorder.

DAMN! Now that I think about it, a FAQ is a pretty fucked up idea.