"You have cat eyes."
"What do you mean?"
"The way you look at me, curious from a distance, sort of reminds me of cats."
"Then what are your eyes?"
"Lately I think they started to resemble dolphin eyes."
"Why, because they're smiley all the time?"
"Only half right. Because they're smiley and accomodating around people, so that they get pats and hugs on their back instead of harpoons. But around their own kind, underwater, that's when their eyes come to life."
"Cats don't swim."
"That's too bad, because I've always wanted a cat."